for the last couple of weeks my group has been making a disgusting sandwich. Becky is copy it for us. We yose a Google doc to make the recipiy. this is my recipiey.
The crusty frog foot deluxe
Are you bored of lame fish and chips or old banana bread? Wait, you are? Well step right up for the most revolting meal of your life. It’s packed with squishy toe jam and disgusting toe nails only the bravest garbage guts would dare to take a bite. Are you one of them?
Ingredients
- 2 slabs of stale moldy old bread soaked in salty water.
- 1 touch of soggy wet chunky toe jam.
- 2 handfuls of painful yellow crunchy sand paper.
- 5 bucketfuls of green crusty frog feet
- 3 pinches of smelly boogers.
- 7 drops of sloppy ear wax.
- 3 bucketfuls Crunchy orange toe nails.
- 1 sprinkle of mushy oozy stinky raw eggs.
- 12 drops of browning banana skin.
- 4 drizzles of ugly crushed up old dog bones.
- 7 handfuls of yucky stinking dirty snake scales.
- 2 sprinkles of smelly dead busy bees.
- A bucket of squishy worms.
- Some yuck slime soup.
- Some Old stinking beetles.
Method
- First grab 2 old slabs of stale out dated bread and slap it on the side of a rusty chopping board so it makes a giant BANG!!!
- Then grab the old rusty chopping board with the bread and soak the bread in yucky salty water.
- Next dump oozy slime with squishy worms into a crooked old pot and wait till the squishy worms and the yucky slime boils.
- Grab a slab of the disgusting slime soup out of the crooked pot with a wooden spoon and slap it on to the stale out dated bread
- Spread it evenly. Then rip up some sand paper, spread it on the disgusting bread and make sure you can’t see any blank spots of the bread
- Add a crusty bucket full of some more squishy worms and then add some crunchy beetles with a side of dead buzzy bees and scatter them directly across the center of the stack of disgustingness.
- Grab some sloppy toe jam and drizzle it on with a side of wet lumpy ear wax to top it off.
- Grab a couple handfuls of yuck dead old dirty snake scales with a side of smelly banana skin and some smelly old boogers and drizzle them down the bread of course you can’t see the bread any more so down the sandwich.
- Then grab a handful of mushy old dog bones with a side of stinking old raw eggs and scatter them on the sandwich.
- Then grab some crunchy old toenails and scatter the toenails nails all across the center of the bread.
- Finally grab some old crusty frog feet and scatter them making sure there are some sticking out of the bread.
And that’s it, you’ve completed your sandwich so enjoy, but there’s a big chance you won’t.
Warning: Try not to eat too much or you won’t want to come to this restaurant again.
Keep a bucket ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The crusty frog foot deluxe
have you ever made a disgusting sandwich? What did you add? tell me in the comments.