For the about the last month my literacy group has been working on the most disgusting sandwich’s ever! My one is called The Mushy Bee Stack and here it is
The Mushy Bee Stack
Do you like disgusting food? If you do, the mushy bee stack is the slimewich for you. The mushy bee stack is made for only the strongest stomachs. It is filled with crunchy toenails and mushy bees. Warning if you’ve got a weak stomach stay away from the mushy bee stack!
Ingredients
- 2 slices of gluten free, mouldy, old, outdated, and soggy bread
- 3 smelly,foul tasting rotten eggs
- A Decent Sized bucketful of crunchy, disgusting toenails
- 2 handfuls of painful, mushy bees with their stingers
- 3 handfuls of gross, stinky monkey hair
- 3 scoops of sloppy, brown rabbit poop
- 2 Spitfuls of slimy, runny slobber
- 4 scoops of powdery, white crushed up bones
Method
- First splat one piece of gluten free, moldy, old, outdated, and soggy bread onto a 50 year old chopping board that has never been washed.
- Second crack 3 smelly and foul tasting rotten eggs onto the piece of bread followed by 2 handfuls of painful, and mushy bees with their stingers.
- Third, get a decent size bucket of crunchy, disgusting toenails and boil them.
- Fourth let the boiled toenails dry then slop them on top of the bees and Press Gently Until you hear a crunch.
- Then get 4 scoops of powdery, white crushed up bones and sprinkle it on top of the toenails.
- Next, get 3 handfuls of gross, stinky monkey hair and dump them on top of the crushed up bones.
- After that slop some sloppy, brown rabbit poop on the monkey hair.
- Now drizzle 2 spitfuls of slimy, runny slobber and spread it evenly on the bread.
- Finally squish the other piece of gluten free, mouldy, old,outdated, and soggy bread on the very top and squish it to make the mushy bee stack!
WARNING!
Do not Serve Unless you have a friend Nearby so they can catch you when you die.(PS you WILL DIE because it’s so disgusting)
By Isla Prior
This The Mushy Bee Stack!!!!!!!!!!
I this sandwich is the most disgusting sandwich you’ve ever heard of! Have you ever made a disgusting recipe before?