Bedtime petsitter please read
Please feed bacon at 5.30 pm. The lasagne is already cooked in the fringe. Heat it up for 2 minutes in the microwave.
He is allowed to watch tv for 2 hours. Anything else is not allowed.
Take him to bed at 9pm in the 3rd room upstairs down the hall. Put him in the cot by the dresser and read him the shark story in the draw by the lamp. Turn the lamp on when you read. After you read turn the lamp off but play calming music for when he goes to bed.
In the morning please feed him dino nugs in tomato sauce (weird kid am i right) at 350 degrees. I will be home by then good luck.
thats my story of my creature (its not real) I hope you like it its really cute and it’s sausage dog goat. do you have a crazy pet?