“Aaaaagh! Why is my house on fire?!” said a random human.
“Me” said a random frog, “and as you can see, I’m on fire.’’
“Oh, so you are,” said the human.
“Do you want to lick me?” said the frog.
“Yesz please” said the human.
“Okay dokey” said the frog, and then he ate the human “ yum yum in my tum” said the frog
“I am such a good trickster, everyone falls for my tricks.’’ Then he ran off into the bushes, lighting them on fire as he went.
“But you must be wondering why he’s on fire, what’s that? You don’t? Well I’ll tell you anyway. So, it went like this: there was a frog who ate humans, you know the average.
But one time he was chasing some camels, well he has to have some diversity you know.
So well he followed them to a science lab on top of a volcano, where they were studying the lava and they had made a cool glowing serum that they didn’t know what did, well the frog ate a bottle of that serum, and do you know what happened next, no? Of course you don’t, you weren’t there, well he melted through the floor then he fell in the volcano.
You weren’t expecting that where you? Ha told you so.
So after he fell in, some scientists pulled him out and where sad because he was dead
( well on fire and a bit carbonated anyway ).
They were using a nuclear pasta grabber so he wouldn’t melt it ( nuclear pasta is the strongest known thing in egsistence, if you don’t believe me google it ).
They were sad because they wanted the special juice/ serum to work.
It was meant to make you fire proof but it turned this frog into fire, so not ideal .
Just then one of the scientists realised if the frog was on fire then fire couldn’t harm him. Another thing occurred to him and that was that this was the human eating frog.
“Hey, get back everybody!” He screamed “this is the frog on the wanted posers, the one that eats humans, and camels for diversity. And he’s alive!
“No he’s not he fell in the volcano”
“Well, if he turned to fire he cant be hurt by fire.”
“Oh crip,” said the other scientist ! ”Let’s run!!!”
Just then the frog opened his eyes and said in a low croaky voice (he is a frog after all)
“Hello supper, will you bring dessert?”
So that’s the reason he’s on fire: he is fire.
Sooooooooo… back to the story!!!
Oh sorry, I forgot to mention his name is Garry.
“Mundy bum bundy bum wundy bum” hummed Garry as he walked along the burnt path he’d been here many times before