One day there was a pukeko who moved to Germany because he had a high paying job there. He checked his phone and he got a message from the employer, saying to meet him in the forest.
But he was confused because he thought it was at this restaurant so got in the car and drove off to the forest. When he got there he saw a sign saying, “if you’re Richard follow these signs”. That’s my name thought Richard so he followed the signs and it led to this swamp with the employer. He said, “So why do you want this job?” I said “For money, duh”. The employer said, “Yeah I would say the same thing. I think you got the job. When can you start?” Richard explained that he could start tomorrow. “Ok make sure you know how to make good pizzas.” The Germans love
their pizza. I said, “Ok” and I got the job and I still have it to this day and I make $100k a year.
