I once wanted to go to the moon, the problem is that I’m not an astronaut and I don’t have 3.5 billion dollars but I do have a very large ladder. My ladder is 384,398 km long so this is a story about my journey to the moon. I started off feeling confident. I didn’t know how far away the moon was but I thought my ladder would be long enough so I started climbing. I was climbing for 1 day but I could still see the ground. I thought that when I was in outer space it would be much easier because there would be no gravity. But when I got there I couldn’t breath so I quickly went down. I had just made it down before my lungs exploded.
So that’s good.