Eli’s blog that Rieko made

Kia ora Eli i loved your blog, because you have put all of your Mahe into your twit’s blog. Did you think of doing this is my twit blog i will show you all of my Mahe that i did,here is my blog. I think you should add a little more details into you mahe. 

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Bubble Poem

This is my bubble art I did a poem too.

First we had to make a poem next we got a straw and and we put the end in the mixer and we had to blow soft and then we had to put our paper on the bubbles and if you want to make it put  dishwashing liquid and dye.

Bubbles

shimmering gliding bubbles

Dancing floating bubbles

levitating high in the sky

Pop!

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my disgusting sandwich

this month I wrote a disgusting sandwich

here is my sandwich

THE RAW DRY CLAY FISHWICH

 

Are you bored with normal honey or marmite sandwiches? If you are then this is the sandwich for you! The  toxic smell of this sandwich might kill you. The rawness or the wet disgusting smell is squeezing out. WARNING 

WARNING DO NOT FEED THIS TO CHILDREN UNDER 5 YEARS OLD OR ELSE YOU MIGHT KILL YOUR SIBLINGS OR COUSINS OR RANDOM PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT!!!!! 

 

ingredients:

  • Two piece of very very slimy rotten bread
  •  A bucket full of wet and slimy raw fish 
  • Two  packs of air dry clay
  •  Seventeen plops of wet slimy dog poo 
  • Plastic  that you found in the bin Three years ago 
  • Two  packs of egg yolk 
  • A bottle of pencil leads 
  • A drop of chopped up rotten wood 

Instructions: 

First put two pieces of the very very rotten bread on the rusty metal chopping board.

 

Then spread on the very very rotten bread with your hands the 17 plops of wet slimy dog poo and it should make a slopper sound.

 

Next, put raw fish with all the organs and blood and put a pack of some air dry clay on the sandwich.

 

 After that put a bottle full of pencil leads and also put some plastic you found stuck to the bottom of the bin for three years. 

 

Finally put a careful drop of chopped up rotten wood and a splat of egg yolk and absolutely SLAM the other piece of very very rotten bread on the top. bucket of fish tails and old plastic.

 

By Frank Howard Ingram!!!!!

 

 

 

this is my sandwich. have you ever made a sandwich?

 

 

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the slimewich

 

here is my slimewich

The wet slimewich

 

Have you ever wanted to eat a disgusting sandwich? If you did try the watery sandwich it would taste really really bad. So if you do eat it, make sure you’re in a hospital. That sloppy sandwich you can buy at the super market. WARNING  ONLY PEOPLE OVER 60 ALLOWED TO EAT! 

 

ingredients

  • Slimy boogers 
  • Bulky swamp water
  • Wet wiggly worms 
  • Dead birds
  • Salty ear wax
  • 1 pound of salt thats wet
  • Crusty crunchy toe nail
  • Moldy bread

 

Instructions

 

First grab the moldy bread and put it on the cutting board, 

 

Secondly put the crust crunchy toe nails on the moldy bread. 

 

Third, sprinkle the  wet wiggly worms on the crusty crunchy toe nails.

 

Fourth pound the dead birds on the wiggly wet worms.

 

 Fifth, put the salty ear wax on the dead birds.

 

 Sixth put the bulky swamp water on the salty ear wax seventh.

 

 Put 1 pound of salt on the bulky swamp water then put the slimy boogers on 1 pound of salt finally put another moldy piece of bread.  

                  

                

 

Made by Fletcher ;)yayyyyy  

 

what does your disgusting sandwich look like  if you’re gonna to make one?

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