Today we created our one blog comments. What we had to do was to do three blog comments here is my slide

Floating rainbow bubbles,

perfect circles zooming,

when the wind takes them,

pop!

Bubbles

Perfect circles.

Gliding,

Reflecting your face,

Floating in the air

Zooming past you

POP!

!

Bubbles

Elegant flying bubbles,

see through circles zooming in the water

pop!

This is my bubble art I did a poem too.

First we had to make a poem next we got a straw and and we put the end in the mixer and we had to blow soft and then we had to put our paper on the bubbles and if you want to make it put  dishwashing liquid and dye.

Bubbles

shimmering gliding bubbles

Dancing floating bubbles

levitating high in the sky

Pop!

this month I wrote a disgusting sandwich

here is my sandwich

THE RAW DRY CLAY FISHWICH

Are you bored with normal honey or marmite sandwiches? If you are then this is the sandwich for you! The  toxic smell of this sandwich might kill you. The rawness or the wet disgusting smell is squeezing out. WARNING 

WARNING DO NOT FEED THIS TO CHILDREN UNDER 5 YEARS OLD OR ELSE YOU MIGHT KILL YOUR SIBLINGS OR COUSINS OR RANDOM PEOPLE THAT YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT!!!!! 

ingredients:

• Two piece of very very slimy rotten bread

•  A bucket full of wet and slimy raw fish 

• Two  packs of air dry clay

•  Seventeen plops of wet slimy dog poo 

• Plastic  that you found in the bin Three years ago 

• Two  packs of egg yolk 

• A bottle of pencil leads 

• A drop of chopped up rotten wood 

Instructions: 

First put two pieces of the very very rotten bread on the rusty metal chopping board.

Then spread on the very very rotten bread with your hands the 17 plops of wet slimy dog poo and it should make a slopper sound.

Next, put raw fish with all the organs and blood and put a pack of some air dry clay on the sandwich.

 After that put a bottle full of pencil leads and also put some plastic you found stuck to the bottom of the bin for three years. 

Finally put a careful drop of chopped up rotten wood and a splat of egg yolk and absolutely SLAM the other piece of very very rotten bread on the top. bucket of fish tails and old plastic.

By Frank Howard Ingram!!!!!

this is my sandwich. have you ever made a sandwich?

this is my disgusting sandwich it has Mouldy bread,blue cheese,smelly salmon and rotten beef. h

here is my slimewich

The wet slimewich

Have you ever wanted to eat a disgusting sandwich? If you did try the watery sandwich it would taste really really bad. So if you do eat it, make sure you’re in a hospital. That sloppy sandwich you can buy at the super market. WARNING  ONLY PEOPLE OVER 60 ALLOWED TO EAT! 

ingredients

• Slimy boogers 
• Bulky swamp water
• Wet wiggly worms 
• Dead birds
• Salty ear wax
• 1 pound of salt thats wet
• Crusty crunchy toe nail
• Moldy bread

Instructions

First grab the moldy bread and put it on the cutting board, 

Secondly put the crust crunchy toe nails on the moldy bread. 

Third, sprinkle the  wet wiggly worms on the crusty crunchy toe nails.

Fourth pound the dead birds on the wiggly wet worms.

 Fifth, put the salty ear wax on the dead birds.

 Sixth put the bulky swamp water on the salty ear wax seventh.

 Put 1 pound of salt on the bulky swamp water then put the slimy boogers on 1 pound of salt finally put another moldy piece of bread.  

Made by Fletcher ;)yayyyyy  

what does your disgusting sandwich look like  if you’re gonna to make one?

For the about the last month my literacy group has been working on the most disgusting sandwich’s ever! My one is called The Mushy Bee Stack and here it is

 The Mushy Bee Stack

Do you like disgusting food? If you do, the mushy bee stack is the slimewich for you. The mushy bee stack is made for only the strongest stomachs. It is filled with crunchy toenails and mushy bees. Warning if you’ve got a weak stomach stay away from the mushy bee stack! 

         Ingredients 

• 2 slices of gluten free, mouldy, old, outdated, and soggy bread

• 3 smelly,foul tasting rotten eggs

• A Decent Sized bucketful of crunchy, disgusting     toenails

• 2 handfuls of painful, mushy bees with their stingers

• 3 handfuls of gross, stinky monkey hair

• 3 scoops of sloppy, brown rabbit poop

• 2 Spitfuls of slimy, runny slobber

• 4 scoops of powdery, white crushed up bones

Method 

1. First splat one piece of gluten free, moldy, old, outdated, and soggy bread onto a 50 year old chopping board that has never been washed.

1. Second crack 3 smelly and foul tasting rotten eggs onto the piece of bread followed by 2 handfuls of painful, and mushy bees with their stingers.

1. Third, get a decent size bucket of crunchy, disgusting toenails and boil them. 

1. Fourth let the boiled toenails dry then slop them on top of the bees and Press Gently Until you hear a crunch.

1. Then get 4 scoops of powdery, white crushed up bones and sprinkle it on top of the toenails.

1. Next, get 3 handfuls of gross, stinky monkey hair and dump them on top of the crushed up bones. 

1. After that slop some sloppy, brown rabbit poop on the monkey hair.

1. Now drizzle 2 spitfuls of slimy, runny slobber and spread it evenly on the bread.

1. Finally squish the other piece of gluten free, mouldy, old,outdated, and soggy bread on the very top and squish it to make the mushy bee stack!

WARNING!

Do not Serve Unless you have a friend Nearby so they can catch you when you die.(PS you WILL DIE because it’s so disgusting) 

 By Isla Prior

This The  Mushy Bee Stack!!!!!!!!!!

I this sandwich is  the most disgusting sandwich you’ve ever heard of! Have you ever made a disgusting recipe before?

for the last couple of weeks my group has been making a disgusting sandwich. Becky is copy it for us. We yose a Google doc to make the recipiy. this is my recipiey.

                           The crusty frog foot deluxe 

Are you bored of lame fish and chips or old banana bread? Wait, you are? Well step right up for the most revolting meal of your life. It’s packed with squishy toe jam and disgusting toe nails only the bravest garbage guts would dare to take a bite. Are you one of them?                              

Ingredients 

• 2 slabs of stale moldy  old bread soaked in salty water.
• 1 touch of soggy wet chunky toe jam.
• 2 handfuls of painful yellow crunchy sand paper.
• 5 bucketfuls of green crusty frog feet
• 3 pinches of smelly boogers.
• 7 drops of sloppy ear wax.
• 3 bucketfuls Crunchy orange  toe nails.
• 1 sprinkle of mushy oozy stinky raw eggs.
• 12 drops of browning banana skin.
• 4 drizzles of ugly crushed up old dog bones.
• 7 handfuls of yucky stinking dirty snake scales.
• 2 sprinkles of smelly dead busy bees.
• A bucket of squishy worms.
•  Some yuck slime soup.
•   Some Old stinking beetles.

Method

1. First grab 2 old slabs of stale out dated bread and slap it on the side of  a rusty chopping board so it makes a giant BANG!!! 
2. Then grab the old rusty chopping board with the bread and soak the bread  in yucky salty water. 
3. Next dump oozy slime with squishy worms into a crooked old pot and wait till the squishy worms and the yucky slime boils.
4. Grab a slab of the disgusting slime soup out of  the crooked pot with a wooden spoon and slap it on to the stale out dated bread 
5. Spread it evenly. Then rip up some sand paper, spread it on the disgusting bread and make sure you can’t see any blank spots of the bread
6. Add a crusty bucket full of some more squishy worms and then add some crunchy beetles with a side of dead buzzy bees and scatter them directly across the center of the stack of disgustingness.
7. Grab some sloppy toe jam and drizzle it on with a side of wet  lumpy ear wax to top it off.
8. Grab a couple handfuls of yuck dead old dirty snake scales with a side of smelly banana skin and some smelly old boogers and drizzle them down the bread of course you can’t see the bread any more so down the sandwich.
9. Then grab a handful of mushy old dog bones  with a side of stinking old raw eggs and scatter them on the sandwich.
10. Then grab some crunchy old toenails and scatter the toenails nails all across the center of the bread.
11.  Finally grab some old crusty frog feet and scatter them  making  sure there are some sticking out of the bread.

And that’s it, you’ve completed your sandwich so enjoy, but there’s a big chance you won’t.

Warning: Try not to eat too much or you won’t want to come to this restaurant  again. 

Keep a bucket ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      

The crusty frog foot deluxe

have you ever made a disgusting sandwich? What did you add? tell me in the comments.

for about the few last weeks we made a disgusting sandwich. Here is a photo of mine and me in it.

for  writing we have been making a recipe for a discusting sandwich here it is

The monsters delight sandwich 

Are you ready for a disgusting sandwich? Are you bored of your everyday sandwich? That isn’t your everyday sandwich because if so you’re in for a treat. Well if you have a weak stomach because this sandwich is for goblin royalty quit now before it is too late because this one is special in some sort of way and if you eat it you will find out why it is special in some way ? Well if you like nice breads or gooey cheese take one bite you will not stop!!!!!!!!!!!! But be careful because it is very addicting even the chef that created it couldn’t stop …

Ingredients 

• 2 pieces of Out dated soggy breed  
• A mouth full Slimy slippery fish 
•  ½ cup of Crunchy toe nails that break your teeth ½ cup 
• A pint of creamy sludge old milk that texture is too creamy 
• 3 handfuls of sticky slime that stick the sandwich together 
•  Half a cup of Stiff ruff poison ivy with thorns 
• A handful of slippery sloppy  slugs 
• 7 teaspoons Stinky smelly foot cheese 
• ½ a bucket of runny wet cow pats 
• 2 drops of foot sweet wich you can smell from mieles 
• 1 raw rotten egg that has such a stench you can not smell it 
• ¼ of a cup of super sticky  glue
• 2 Ragged old runny cow pats  

Method 

1. Grab 2 pieces of out dated soggy bread then place one piece of the bread then grab  ½ cup crunchy toe nails that break your teeth 

1. Then lather a bed of crunchy toe nails and make sure to save a couple for later A pint of creamy not all and a thin layer 

1. To stick the next ingredient and and leave some and pour some in to a shallow dish and put some crunchy toe nails in and put a drop of sweet in the sauce and give it a good stir

1.  Then tip a little bit of the sauce one the bed of crunchy toe nails and save some for later next put a ½ a cup on the thin layer of the sludgy milk

1. Next put 7 tea spoons of stinky smelly foot cheese and and spread it out and make sure there isn’t too much of it because it packs a punch

1. Then drop the drop of foot sweet in the middle 

1. Next put 3 handfuls of sticky slime and spread it around with an old rusty butter knife and make shur it is mostly even 

1.  Then spread out but dont burst it or you get a face full of runny poo so be extra extra careful!!!!

1.  Enjoy but be where it is disgusting !

have you ever tried to make your own recipe ?

this is my disgusting sandwich and the name of the sandwich is the rotten roller. It was fun to do it  I hope we do something like it agin. 

Kia ora,

Ko Micah toku ingoa,

Ko ata hapara toku akumanga.

Today I did two slideshows about how to feed dogs and cats.

Firstly we sat down and like before she talked about how to feed cats.

We didn’t do dogs because she didn’t tell us to do it yet.

After we had to stand up, this time I didn’t stand up first.

It was quite hard for us, luckily she helped us.

After that we had to write them in our books.

My friend and me finished first and then we had to write them on Google slides.

We had to mote,images,background,translate and write it down in the slides we were doing.

And then when we were finished, we had write one down for a dog!

It was unlucky but because that we finished we just did it.

When we were finished we had to do this blog.

Here is the link to my work/cat

Here is the link to my work/dog 

As part of our Inquiry learning, we have been learning all about Kupe and Te Wheke and their incredible journeys as explorers.

We have been discovering what life was like for early Māori explorers and learning about the important role that the waka hourua played in their journeys across the ocean.

To bring our learning to life, we designed and built our very own waka! We had to think carefully about our designs, the materials we would use, and how we could make our waka strong and seaworthy.

We are so proud of what we created and loved having the opportunity to be explorers and engineers ourselves.

Check out our amazing waka creations! 

We have been learning about navigation for Inquiry and  how pasifika people found different islands.

Everybody made a model waka my waka was made out of  bolster wood, PVA glue, flax, tooth picks, brown dye, beads and flax sticks.

Everybody floated their wakas in the school pool some floated some sank my waka floated and the wind caught on the sale then squished some ones.

Next time I want to make mine bigger and better by

The special feature I like was the basics of fruit and the patterns on the side.

This is my video of the news report that I made if you want to check it out just click the link.

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Need it translated here you go.

Kia ora ko Johanna toku ingoa I am reporting to you about an interesting in sect found in a garden this week did you know that ladybugs eat aphids ,Yes they do and these fascinating creatures can eat fiftty  aphids per hour.Biirds do not eat these cretuers because of their red skin.It senses danger.

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This week I learned about. We did some softball for the first hour we were gonna do netball but i didn’t know how to pitch so we just did softball for the hour then we went into pairs then we had to go on the other side of the turf each then we had to pass the softball to each other underarm and overarm then we did close up then far back we also had a competition and my side won all three of the rounds then we kind of threw our softballs to Tupara then he had to go get the ball

Then we had to go back inside then we all got to go back outside and go to break. The next we had to do some maths it was hard but not that hard so i did get through it then went to break.

We did some writing after that we had to do 1 to 2 paragraphs i didn’t like that because I don’t like writing but I did do 2 paragraphs then if we did at least 1 paragraph then we could go to the last break then we went to break. When we came back from break we did some more writing then we did karakia then we all went home. The one thing I liked was the maths and the softball. One thing I didn’t like was the writing.one thing i enjoyed was playing softball with isla.

This week I learnt about tally graphs and bar graphs in pangarau. 

In pangarau we did a bar graph. We had to ask everyone when is your birthday but in Maori we had to do a tally chart in my pangarau book and after we draw it in our books we had to color it in then we got to go to break.  I did not like going around to everyone asking when is your birthday in Maori but I really liked coloring in the bar chart .